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Running a business is never easy, but building an effective web site can often make a huge difference in increasing sales,
responsiveness, and customer satisfaction. It also gets the damn hobos out of our retail stores.
We'll use this site to provide the background for our business and explain the goods or services we have to offer. People
don't want to spend time figuring out what a business does, and quite frankly we couldn't tell you anything ethically, so
the website's here so our investors will shut up about "communication" and "value" to the customer. Look.
We know what you want, or we wouldn't be in business, right? Yeah. Exactly.
So take a look around our website. This is as close to seeing the plants and warehouses that you (and the EPA) will ever
get. So enjoy.
"FISTICOY: WHY WAIT FOR QUALITY WHEN YOU CAN BUY CHEAP RIGHT NOW?"
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