Our Business Philosophy
To make a shitload of money, without doing much work in the process.
Employees play an important role in any business, even ours. So we do our best to make them happy. For example, recently,
we got a little pissed when they started asking for half hour lunch breaks and medical benefits. We figured though, that in
fairness there must be a solution. Happily we found one. After reducing our safety requirements and removing thousands of
dollars in protective rails and fences in fork truck lanes, costs went down 13%. This enabled us to afford our employees a
longer lunch break, and the best care our on site witch doctor could provide.